Bagboy

Once you take the red pill, you'll never see things the same way again.

Once you know how to spot bed bugs, you'll notice them in more places than you could ever imagine, including on the shopping bag of the lady sitting next to you on the train.  Sure she looked a little edgy, but by that I only mean she looked like a lifelong New Yorker.  Of course bed bugs don't phase those of us who are evolving.  We have learned to coexist with our parasite friends.  They are here to stay.  We are here to stay.  Live together in peaceful coexistence.  Those who cannot tolerate bed bugs will eventually go the way of the dodo bird, unable to adapt to the way it is, stuck forever in the way it was, and destined to fade into the meaningless dust of the cosmos.

If I followed you around for 24 hours I would show you how many encounters with bed bugs you have, all of which you are totally unaware.

Believe.

Ew York City will be back yo.