Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Listen to your rat droppings (or to your heart)





This was up in the ceiling of some wholesale place that sells huge amounts of trinkets from China to the little tourist shops in Times Square.

Just contemplate the profit margin there....

Speaking of rats, this is what was going on above all the ceramic NYC taxis and New York license plates that say "#1 DAD!"

Lots of rat activity:  fresh droppings, lots of urine, and plenty of sebum, that oily secretion that comes from the hair and skin of the rodent.

As the rodents poop, pee, sweat, shed, and run around, rat dander (learn that term!) falls down from the drop ceiling and floats onto the boxes of neon colored bongs and "I (Heart) NY" shirts that will shortly be making the long trip back to Barcelona, Tuscaloosa, and Bangalore.

And this is why I do my souvenir shopping online.

Ew York City will be back pretty soon

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