Not feeling them.
Why's that?
Often times they have upholstery, wicker, nooks, crannies, macaroni, sparkles, shpetzel, shnitzel, and other little areas where bed bugs can hide.
And get high on your blood fool.
See those dark little beauties tucked away behind the blue cloth on this headboard, gorged with the blood of New York transplant who moved here to fulfill her life long dream of making it big? And how she cried when I pointed out the bugs that were hidden all over her bed.
"Oh, are you an actress?" I asked. "Great performance."
Do yourself a favor and ditch the headboards. Times have changed.
Ew York City will be back sooner or later.
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