Friday, September 19, 2014

Bartender, What's this Fly Doing in My Vermouth?




I guess we need a good punchline for that set up, huh?

Oh, but there's nothing funny about a dead (or live) fruit fly in your bottle of liquor, is there?

It's not the same effect as a bottle of Tequila, is it?

Makes you want to make sure you're covering your bottles at night doesn't it?

It should also motivate us to be on top of our sanitation, shouldn't it?

It would probably make you think twice about the importance of pest control, wouldn't it?

I'm wondering if I can end every line with a question mark.  Do you think I can?

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