Friday, January 23, 2015

Death to the Exterminators


Sometimes when I walk into a restaurant's basement I say to myself, "I wish I could crawl under a big pile of rubbish and hide."

And fortunately, many restaurant's provide such an opportunity for me.

Once I'm under the rubbish, I usually find little gnomes, elves, and pixies with which to entertain myself.  Sometimes they'll even hand me fresh mushrooms, and I'll eat them and close my eyes and breathe deeply.

It's Friday, the schedule today is totally crazy, and this is what your basement looks like, and you wonder why you have vermin and pests running wild.

Ew York City will be back Monday, if we live that long.

Have a great weekend.

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