Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Build High



This restaurant was seeing a lot of houseflies in the dining room.

Yes, the presence of houseflies can be indicative of sanitation issues.

But (fwoosh!) it can also be indicative of a dead rodent decomposing in your air ducts.

I had to crawl up here and pull out the dead body.

Another time when I was crawling up there chasing a water bug I fell through the drop ceiling onto the dishwasher.

And when I was a kid, I got hit in the face by a rusty chainsaw that was on fire with nuclear waste.

Ew York City will buzz you up tomorrow.

Check your vents.

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