Fast Food

Fast food is so good.  Why?  Probably because it's healthy and fresh.

Roaches are known to eat anything.  The technical term in "omnivorous."  They have been observed eating paint, cardboard, glue, LSD, their own excrement, their own dead siblings, their own living siblings, their own body parts, fried green tomatoes, and almost anything else that we could imagine.

But even though they will eat crazy stuff, they have preferences just like you and I do.  When I dropped this fresh, moist morsel of fast food burger bun into their cage, they bugged out!  They tore this thing apart and within minutes it was gone.  I reached in to give them a second piece and lost most of my hand and part of my watch wristband.

A point to ponder is: even if you don't leave any food out roaches will still come by your apartment occasionally, but if you leave food out they will come by with bells on.  So make them look somewhere else for food and keep your place clean!

Roach week on Ew York City continues tomorrow.