The Place: A very clean kitchen in a very clean apartment in a very clean building in a very clean neighborhood.
The Situation: Daddy is stressed out because Mommy is freaking out because she saw a cockroach in her kitchen.
"But how can that even be possible? My kitchen is spotless! Where could it have come from?"
From space. That's right, you heard me. The cockroach came from space.
Ew York City will be back ..... haha just kidding.
But yes, the cockroach did come from space, but I don't mean outer space like ALF, I mean from the space in the walls.
All I had to do was take the plastic plate off the outlet, and it was very evident that the cockroaches had been living in the kitchen wall for quite some time.
You can clearly see the roach dander, i.e. droppings, on the left side on the yellow paint.
That's not just from day or two. They've been there for a while, and this was just in one of the kitchen outlets.
Think of the outlets in your apartment as portals into an alternate reality where roaches and other pests rule. Once in a while worlds collide and they come out into your dinner ingredients.
And that's that.
Ew york city will be back next week.
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